With marijuana becoming legal in more and more states to varying degrees, here is a cautionary tale for anyone who is thinking about smoking and domaining.
Don’t do it.
This story comes from a guy who told his tale on Reddit.com who spend over $5,000 registering domain names while high after he went on a buying spree on godaddy.
Could you do this when you were drunk, well sure but if you look at the domain names the guy registered you can clearly see that Mary Jane paid a visit:
“Last Monday night I was talking with my friend Mitch about the crazy domains he sold during his internship at GoDaddy. Apparently these people would buy domains really cheap and them for tons of money later.
Flash Forward..
Wednesday night, after a long day of studying for finals, it made sense to kick it and unwind for the evening. A few drinks, too many joints and LOT of Taco Bell later I found myself on the phone with GoDaddy.
“I spent over three hours on the phone with an associate, going over my amazing idea of cornering the Escort and Wrap markets (Mainly Wraps).
I wake up the next morning with an email from GoDaddy congratulating me on my bulk domain name purchase and billing me the KING of Wraps.
“Apparently I spent $5,000+ on my Credit Card between 1 – 4:30 am and purchased over 200+ food, wrap and escort names.”
“Please help, I can’t get a refund on these and I need to pay my student loans. I just finished my final exams and graduated from college last week:”
avacadowrap.com
avocadowraps.com
baconburrito.com
baconranchwrap.com
baconranchwraps.com
bahrainbitches.com
bangkokbitches.com
bangkokstrippers.com
barbecuechickenwraps.com
barbequewrap.com
bbqranchburger.com
bbqwrap.com
bbqwraps.com
beanwrap.com
beanwraps.com
beefshawarma.com
beefwrap.com
belizeescorts.com
bisonwrap.com
bisonwraps.com
bkburgers.com
bkdinner.com
bkfries.com
bkhamburger.com
bkhamburgers.com
bklunch.com
bkmeal.com
bksalad.com
bkwrap.com
bltwrap.com
bltwraps.com
boarwrap.com
boarwraps.com
bombaybitches.com
buffalowrap.com
bukuescorts.com
caesarsaladwrap.com
cajunwrap.com
caliescort.com
caliescorts.com
capresewrap.com
carnitaswrap.com
carnitaswraps.com
cesarwrap.com
chickenbaconwrap.com
chickencesarwrap.com
chickenclubwrap.com
chickenclubwraps.com
chickenfingerwrap.com
chickenfingerwraps.com
chickenlettucewrap.com
chickennuggetswrap.com
chickennuggetswraps.com
chickennuggetwrap.com
chickennuggetwraps.com
chickenparmwrap.com
chickenranchwrap.com
chickenselectwrap.com
chickensnackwrap.com
chickensnackwraps.com
chinesewrap.com
chipotlebbgsnackwrap.com
chipotlebbqsnackwrap.com
chipotlebbqwrap.com
chorizowrap.com
chorizowraps.com
cinnamonmelts.com
codwrap.com
codwraps.com
corsicaescorts.com
corsicanescorts.com
crabwraps.com
crispychickensandwich.com
crispychickenstrips.com
crispychickenwrap.com
crispychickenwraps.com
crunchychickenwrap.com
crunchywrap.com
crunchywraps.com
dhakaescorts.com
dinnerwraps.com
doublepounder.com
dubaibitches.com
duckwraps.com
eggwhiteswrap.com
eggwhiteswraps.com
eggwhitewrap.com
eggwhitewraps.com
fajitachickenwrap.com
fajitawrap.com
fantasygentlemensclub.com
fastfoodwrap.com
filetwrap.com
filetwraps.com
fruitnyogurtparfait.com
gethoes.com
grabngowrap.com
greekwrap.com
grilledchickenwrap.com
guatemalaescorts.com
guatemalanescorts.com
hamburgerwrap.com
hamburgerwraps.com
hochiminhhoes.com
honeybbqwrap.com
honeymustardsnack.com
honeymustardsnackwrap.com
honeymustardwrap.com
honeymustardwraps.com
hotdogwrap.com
hotdogwraps.com
hotvipescorts.com
hummuswrap.com
icelandescorts.com
italianwrap.com
jeddahescorts.com
kabobwraps.com
kobewrap.com
kobewraps.com
lambshawarma.com
lambwrap.com
lambwraps.com
latenightwrap.com
latenightwraps.com
lentilwrap.com
lentilwraps.com
lobsterwrap.com
lobsterwraps.com
lowcalwraps.com
lunchwrap.com
luxurystripper.com
macsnackwrap.com
meatballwrap.com
meatballwraps.com
meccaescorts.com
meccamessages.com
mediterraneanwrap.com
mintchocolateshake.com
mintchocolateshakes.com
mixedshakes.com
mortadellawrap.com
mortadellawraps.com
mumbaibitches.com
munchywrap.com
mushuwrap.com
muttonwrap.com
orangewraps.com
oreoshakes.com
pbjwrap.com
peanutbutterwrap.com
peanutbutterwraps.com
porkwrap.com
poshnightclubs.com
premiumchickenwrap.com
premiumfries.com
premiummocha.com
premiumsalad.com
premiumsteakwrap.com
premiumstripclub.com
premiumstripper.com
premiumstrippers.com
prosciuttowrap.com
prosciuttowraps.com
rajasthanescorts.com
ranchchickenwrap.com
ranchchickenwraps.com
ranchsalad.com
ranchsnackwrap.com
ranchsnackwraps.com
ranchwrap.com
ranchwraps.com
raspberryshakes.com
reesesshake.com
reesesshakes.com
revwrap.com
reykjavikescorts.com
ribwraps.com
roastbeefwrap.com
roastbeefwraps.com
salmonwrap.com
salmonwraps.com
sausageburrito.com
sausagewrap.com
scallopwrap.com
scallopwraps.com
selectchickenwrap.com
shrimpwrap.com
shrimpwraps.com
sicilianpasta.com
signaturewrap.com
southernstylechickensandwich.com
southwesternwrap.com
southwesternwraps.com
southwestsalad.com
southwestwrap.com
spamwrap.com
spamwraps.com
spanishwrap.com
spicychickenwrap.com
steakwrap.com
sweetchiliwrap.com
sweetnsourwrap.com
tacowraps.com
taipanescorts.com
tandooriwraps.com
teriyakilettucewrap.com
teriyakiwrap.com
tofuwrap.com
tunawraps.com
turkeyshawarma.com
valuemenuwrap.com
vanillashakes.com
vealwrap.com
vealwraps.com
vipgentleman.com
vipgentlemansclub.com
vipgentlemen.com
vipgentlemenclub.com
vipgentlemens.com
vipgentlemensclub.com
wildboarwrap.com
worldsfamousfries.com
zestyitalianwrap.com
zestywrap.com
zestywraps.com
Patricia Kaehler says
This One Makes Me Blush…
DoublePounder.com
Good Luck on Your Sales…
~Patricia
Steven Rogge says
Damn. Now I got the munchies.
Steven Rogge says
I’ll take the SouthWestWrap… to go.
jose says
he tried to corner the market and ended up cornering himself
George Kirikos says
The Reddit article has now been removed, but as noted in the comments to it, the domains were registered on different dates, so the original poster’s claims are questionable.
e.g. baconranchwraps.com – 2014-12-09, caliescorts.com – 2014-12-10, peanutbutterwrap.com – 2014-12-13, etc.
RaTHeaD says
dem is some tasty names
Anunt says
nice domains…u definitely got talent my friend…
u should quit skool and do this full time…
next time u get high, i’ll give u my credit card number
Ramahn says
I’m not gonna lie, the lobsterwrap sounds good. Never bought a domain over the phone with a sales rep though.
Jeff Geaney says
With the mention of all the Escorts, Strippers, Bitches, Wraps and Shakes it looks like its an all you can eat buffet!!!
kd says
I think there are some good domains in that list. I actually really like LobsterWraps.com. Like another person above I’m now hungry.
SpamWraps.com – I think I will pass. I get enough Spam in my inbox as it is. Don’t need to eat it too. However, if you are ever in Hawaii or Indonesia you really should try Spam Musubi. Ohh man! It sounds so disgusting at first but at the end of a 4 hour hike it is the best thing you have ever eaten! Keep this on the down-low as it is a local favorite. I was unsure until I had it and now I am a lifelong fan. But only when on the islands.
Winston Tsao says
Different dates, probably a fake story. Maybe this person was high all week?